Just because you’re getting older…

doesn’t mean you shouldn’t:

Attempt the latest dance craze

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Enjoy Halloween

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Have the occasional head-banging session

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Hide around corners

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Read comics

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Get excited about things just because you see them every day

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Have a tickle-fight

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Yep, I’m turning forty in three weeks.

Why I Love Zombies

I really love zombies. For some reason they make me ridiculously happy. Even the idea of a zombie apocalypse seems somehow comforting at times. Don’t ask me why…I can’t quite explain that one.

Here are some reasons why Zombies are great:

  1. Zombies don’t discriminate. One person’s entrails are just as good as the next person’s.
  2. They’re extremely focused. Once they get a whiff of human flesh they’ll stop at nothing to get to it. You have to admire that kind of determination.
  3. They don’t talk. There’s enough inane babbling going on in the world, I like that zombies don’t add to it.
  4. Zombies are clumsy, mindless and never think their actions through. This makes them ideal targets to be set up for hilarious practical jokes.
  5. Most of the time you can outrun them, dancing circles around them could be loads of fun…unless you trip and fall over.
  6. They’re not interested in money, which instantly makes them more ethical and trustworthy than most politicians.
  7. Some people just deserve to be eaten.
  8. They are really fun to draw.

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Well, I’m off to watch Braindead again.