Reason #37 Why I’ll Never Understand My Husband

My husband has never been one for flowery speech or effusive compliments. Which is why I really should’ve known better the other night. Anyway, here’s what happened…

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As always, my husband started to walk away, but wanting to kindle some light flirtation, I persisted.

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Several minutes later my husband returned. The look on his face told me that he knew he had finally thought of the perfect thing to say. He would give me the ultimate compliment, one that would completely undo every excruciating moment of the previous five minutes.

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Honey, I just want to say, with love, and from the bottom of my heart, sometimes a girl just needs to hear that she’s hot.

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9 thoughts on “Reason #37 Why I’ll Never Understand My Husband

  1. So wait, you suddenly painted your husband into a corner and you got pissy because he didn’t know the cue to kiss your ass?

    Giving a compliment just to get a compliment is terrible. Maybe if you worked on your self-esteem you wouldn’t take the time to make whole comic strips when your husband cracks under pressure. That way you could just give your husband a compliment because you love him and not because you’re feeling fat that day and need some reassurance.

    I’m a woman, by the way.

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