Happy New Year!


I don’t normally do the whole New Year’s resolution thing, but there are some pressing things that I know I need to work on, and I figure that the coming new year is as good a time as any to start. So, here’s my list (which is subject to change at my whim):

1. Stop Googling my symptoms at 2 am

2. Do more yoga

3. Leave my house occasionally and mix with the other humans

4. Turn 40 in November with some sense of grace and dignity (not likely)

5. Get back into my size ten clothes

6. Drink fewer White Russians (which will help with #5)

7. Produce more art

8. Read more books

9. Grow my own vegetables

10. Try harder

Happy New Year, everyone, and if you want to share your resolutions with me I’d love to hear them!

5 thoughts on “Happy New Year!

  1. Great list, especially 1 and 3. I might have to set up a scheduled redirect at the firewall so that next time you Google your symptoms at 2am you get a page that just says… YOU DO NOT HAVE CANCER!!!

  2. Geeeez, you guys make me out to be some kind of hypochondriac, or something! Wait, maybe I am…what are the symptoms of hypochondria? I’ma go Google it!

  3. So I am sharing 2, 5, 8 & 9 with you, but unlike you my number one is the same as it always has been for 20 years: Stop having meaningless sex with men that bore me (and you have never had that resolution have you? women maybe LOL)

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